MEANEST CONVERSATION EVER:
DAVE: Our neighbor has road face.
SARAH: Dare I ask what that means?
CONNIE: It means she looks like she was dragged through gravel.
DAVE: It looks like someone came to a full stop on her face.
CONNIE: Trust me, if you saw her you'd know what "road face" means.
DAVE: Plus, every time I see her her hair is wet and it drips down onto her nasty tank tops and makes them wet, which reveals that she isn't wearing a bra.
JEFF: Oh, I saw her. She is God-forsaken....and her hair was wet!!!!
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