Monday, September 13, 2004


Congratulations to Uma and Bruen on little Neela! We're so happy for you guys!

We watched Jack and Bobby last night. It was all right- we'll probably continue for a few more episodes and see how it goes from there. I'm not sure how interested I'll be now that I know which one's the Pres- but maybe Owen and Stew have made us suckers for a show about two brothers.

We also finished Bad Santa, which was phenomenal. Billy Bob is actually kind of hot- I can see what Angelina saw in him. Shame about the tattoo, though.

Well, it's nearly fall in L.A., and we are being besieged by giant spiders. At sundown they descend from the trees to spin their webs. We counted six of them in our yard tonight- silently spindling back and forth, looking like they were climbing on air. It's like freaking Arachnophobia around here.

Luckily, we also have enormous American cockroaches in our bathroom. Yeah, they're the big kind. With the wings. Yeah.


artistanaya said...

I saw Jack and Bobby as well. I did like it, but your right not sure how I feel now that I know which brother is going to be pres.

Now I wish I could say I was suprised that you have roaches but your trash.

Now as for you seeing Billy Bob as attractive, that is only cause you have onlyever had sex with kyle, of course you see him that way, I wouldn't be suprised is you found Dave attractive, not to mention that little shit Jeff.

Sarah Ford said...

Hey, don't take it out on Billy Bob just because he's a movie star and you're working at McDonald's.

As for being attracted to Dave and Tobler, perhaps I am. You're just jealous because I'm not attracted to Mexicans, especially fat ones like you.

P.S. - You're fat.

P.P.S. - You're fat.

P.P.S. - You're REALLY fat.

Dave said...

Jack and Bobby...Kyle will appreciate the story of a techno-programmer with a secret life and a flaming drag queen.

And shouldn't Mike have some century old way of ridding your bathroom of cucarachas?

B said...

first of all, i think it's hilarious that you found billy bob sexually appealing in the movie "bad santa." of all the movies to make you stop and say, "gee, that perverted alcoholic un-kempt santa is very good-looking!" :)

second, that was me and scott's first date. we later talked about how crappy it was, and how both of us were sitting there thinking, "does s/he really think this is funny?" the beginning was funny, but after about 45 minutes, the swearing at the little boy and f@#$ing the crazy girl got old.

Unknown said...

What is it about California with spiders and cochroaches? We have spiders all over the place. I can't even keep up with them. I think ours are more in the spring though. And we have those big nasty cochroaches too. They live in the trees and when they can they scurry into the house. One day we found one on the wall so Bryan picked up a newspaper and smashed it. Guts went flying everywhere even on his face!

Dave said...

What the hell did that last paragraph say in Mike's comment? His fat sausage-like fingers are just mashing keys, aren't they?

artistanaya said...

LOL hahaha ok Dave, I realize that I wrote ride, instead of rid. Therefore I will just write it again so you can know where I was going with the joke.... ok.... you following.....yes yes this way...good boy! Alright I was talking about how the fords have the roach problem because they are trash, and YOU suggested that I would know how to get rid of them. You where right! I am pretty sure the smell for your sweaty sac could rid the world of anything, therefore I suggested that they use a pair of your used undies to talk care of the problem!
ps my fingers and not fat, just big boned, unlike kyles cock!

artistanaya said...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN JEFF!!!! (daisy voice) are we missing anyone? I know damn well what you meant by that!!!! I will be there soon enough!!!

Dave said...

Daisy voice? What's the difference between that and your real voice?

artistanaya said...

Mine lost the beautiful daisy sound cause I drink and smoke to much! But speaking of daisy I love the flames on your tattoo, very fitting! ;) Good Day sir!