Several years ago, Kyle came up with an idea for an art exhibit in which he would blow up famous quotes, crossing out key ideas and adding "my dick" in spray paint.
The example he gave at the time was "Four score and..." MY DICK.
I chuckled heartily and forgot the whole thing. It's only recently that I've discovered how gold an idea it is.
Think of the possibilities:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of large fortune must be in want of..." MY DICK.
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the age of..." MY DICK.
"I pledge allegiance to..." MY DICK.
You could go for hours.
Friday, April 30, 2004
A list of key phrases entered in search engines leading visitors to my site.
amanda sue bradley
reverse while going car
hard ass rap songs
sex with my brother
bald men
saved by the bell
arthur digby sellers
grocery push carts
f&f tires
amy tan's two kinds
Awesome. A list of key words included hits for "the" and "boobs." Okay, I'll buy the "boobs"- but who searches for "the?" And how could I even rank among the top ten entries? You can't tell me I use "the" more than the average blogger.
amanda sue bradley
reverse while going car
hard ass rap songs
sex with my brother
bald men
saved by the bell
arthur digby sellers
grocery push carts
f&f tires
amy tan's two kinds
Awesome. A list of key words included hits for "the" and "boobs." Okay, I'll buy the "boobs"- but who searches for "the?" And how could I even rank among the top ten entries? You can't tell me I use "the" more than the average blogger.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
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