Friday, April 30, 2004

Several years ago, Kyle came up with an idea for an art exhibit in which he would blow up famous quotes, crossing out key ideas and adding "my dick" in spray paint.

The example he gave at the time was "Four score and..." MY DICK.

I chuckled heartily and forgot the whole thing. It's only recently that I've discovered how gold an idea it is.

Think of the possibilities:

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of large fortune must be in want of..." MY DICK.

"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the age of..." MY DICK.

"I pledge allegiance to..." MY DICK.

You could go for hours.
A list of key phrases entered in search engines leading visitors to my site.

amanda sue bradley

reverse while going car

hard ass rap songs

sex with my brother

bald men

saved by the bell

arthur digby sellers

grocery push carts

f&f tires

amy tan's two kinds

Awesome. A list of key words included hits for "the" and "boobs." Okay, I'll buy the "boobs"- but who searches for "the?" And how could I even rank among the top ten entries? You can't tell me I use "the" more than the average blogger.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

New photos. Shut up, you love it.