So as you may know, Kyle and I are now members of Bally's Total Fitness. When you sign up, you get a free session with a personal trainer. Kyle attended his this evening while I puttered about the house, doing laundry, sweeping the porch, etc.
After throwing in another load, I was walking back to the door when I saw Kyle staggering up the walkway, white as a ghost.
He looked so horrible that first I thought he was going to tell me someone had mugged him and taken his iPod.
After he had caught his breath, he said "Well, when I signed up for the training session, they asked me if I wanted to request a specific personal trainer. Let's just say that the answer is YES, otherwise you might get a gigantic, ripped black man with a bulldog tattoo who will DESTROY YOU!"
He then retired to the couch to watch Idol.
I wonder if he will ever go back.