Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Kyle on Personal Trainers

So as you may know, Kyle and I are now members of Bally's Total Fitness. When you sign up, you get a free session with a personal trainer. Kyle attended his this evening while I puttered about the house, doing laundry, sweeping the porch, etc.

After throwing in another load, I was walking back to the door when I saw Kyle staggering up the walkway, white as a ghost.

He looked so horrible that first I thought he was going to tell me someone had mugged him and taken his iPod.

After he had caught his breath, he said "Well, when I signed up for the training session, they asked me if I wanted to request a specific personal trainer. Let's just say that the answer is YES, otherwise you might get a gigantic, ripped black man with a bulldog tattoo who will DESTROY YOU!"

He then retired to the couch to watch Idol.

I wonder if he will ever go back.

6 comments:

Dave said...

YES! This makes up for "Derek" now calling our house once and Connie's cell phone twice, ONE of those times at 10pm!

YES!

Britt said...

haha! i never would've thought!

Big D said...

that is funny as hell.

Nathan said...

I don't even think the Weight Training class with Big D our senior year kicked his ass this hard...

Jason said...

That's funny. That's like the episode a few weeks back from 'My Wife and Kids' where the Damon Wayans character goes for a workout and a ripped black man (who can make his pecks dance) destroys him. I think it ends with Damon getting a medicine ball thrown at him at 100mph.

Britt said...

i saw a commercial last night for bally total fitness that included lots of shots of a gi-normous black man flexing, and i wondered: "is that the dude that messed up kyle?"