Oh, I almost forgot!
The Festival of Books also features HILARIOUS celebrity readings- much like in the Simpsons episode when Christopher Walken reads Goodnight, Moon.
Why, just a glance at the schedule for the Target Children's Stage reveals such treasures as a HENRY WINKLER presentation and book signing. Gold! I will definitely show up for that, if nothing else just to shout Arrested Development quotes.
Do you think I could get kicked out for that?