Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Top 10 Reasons I'm Glad #3 is a Boy

1. Hand. Me. Downs.
2. Clever naming schemes... Alvin, Simon, Theodore, anyone?
3. Three to a room seems a little less third world, and a little more Brady.
4. Triple bunk beds... WASSUP?
5. I get to hear someone say "You've practically got your own baseball team!" at least once a day.
6. Lame Three Musketeers references.
7. A live-in named Bub ... can I get a witness?
8. No PINK. No RUFFLES. No PRINCESS crap.
9. Another circumcision for Kyle to faint during.
10. The third time's the charm, so maybe I will be the perfect mother this time around!

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