Top 5 Reasons I Hate Driving With Kids

1. EITHER: "I dropped my... (water, Matchbox car, Happymeal toy, etc. etc.)"

2. STEWART: "I want 'Open the Door!'" (Pete Townshend's "Let My Love Open the Door")

3. OWEN: "I want 'Video Killed Dee Wadio Star!'"

4. BOTH: "I wanna watch SpongeBob!" (As we're driving .5 miles to Ralph's)

5. OWEN: "I want big air!" (meaning AC at full blast)
STEWART: "No, I want it off!" Repeat ad nauseum.