I can't even speak right now. Kyle just went out with his Christmas Best Buy certificate and bought the new iPod.
Take a moment to bask in that.
Keep in mind that he already has a video iPod and the Nano, one iPod more than any human being should have.
Keep in mind that I also have my own Nano (which he bought me, even though I already had the shuffle at the time).
So the house already had three iPods.
When he broke the news to me, I just stared at him, unable to respond out of complete and utter shock.
Once my vocal cords started working again, all I could manage was a weak, broken, "But why?"
"Well," he said. "It'll be good for biking."
"You don't bike."
"I'm going to start."
"You already bought a special attachment to mount your Nano on the bike."
"So...it'll be good for biking."
"That makes no sense."
"I went with the spirit of the gift certificate, haven't you ever done that?"
Oh my sweet Lord. Again. Can't. Even. Speak.