1. That's SOOOOO L.A.
Overheard at a high-end pet store (that sells jeweled bowls, doggy clothing, doggy strollers and-I kid you not- a doggy CRIB. It looks exactly like Wilbur's only with bars over the top, too):
"OMG, I will not watch 8 Below. I refuse to watch it. I heard that a dog dies in that movie."
I had to call my mom immediately and repeat this quote.
2. Mama's Got the Magic
I washed Daisy, Stewart's favorite stuffed dog, in Clorox bleach because she was filthy from being dragged around in the grocery store, being used as a mop, having "run" all over Target (i.e. been slid across the ground like a hockey puck), etc., etc.
She came out looking brand-new. Stewart turned her over suspiciously, looked at her clean fur and asked "What's all that white?"
3. Awkward Teens
Stewart called eleven "onety-one." Actually it makes more sense than eleven.