Several years ago, Kyle came up with an idea for an art exhibit in which he would blow up famous quotes, crossing out key ideas and adding "my dick" in spray paint.
The example he gave at the time was "Four score and..." MY DICK.
I chuckled heartily and forgot the whole thing. It's only recently that I've discovered how gold an idea it is.
Think of the possibilities:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of large fortune must be in want of..." MY DICK.
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the age of..." MY DICK.
"I pledge allegiance to..." MY DICK.
You could go for hours.