Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Possible Crazy Mongolian on the Loose!

My mom called this afternoon and left the following message on my voicemail:

"Hi Sarah! I'm just driving up to Grandma's. Dad's coming home tomorrow and he's bringing a live-in named Raj from Mongolia, and he's going crazy over all that, so I think I'll probably have to stay here (Grandma's, I assume) for a while. Just wanted to call and tell you that news. I don't think my cellphone will work here anyway, so I'll let you know how that works out on Thursday."

Okay, you can't just drop the bomb that my dad is bringing home some random Mongolian with no explanation of WHO he is, or WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD he is coming home with them, or HOW LONG, precisely, a "live-in" Mongolian might stay, and then tell me I have to wait til Thursday for the details! It's just too cruel.

I feel like Bridget Jones with weird messages on my phone from my parents and foreigners coming to live with them.

In addition, I'm still wondering who exactly is going crazy, my dad or the Mongolian?

I hope he looks like Ghengis Kahn and destroys sporting goods stores a la Bill and Ted. That would be awesome.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey...this is Louisa....the mongolian is actually for grandpa W as a caretaker since he broke his hip and can't come home without help! Just thought I would clear that up!I guess grandma is convinced that the mongolian was going to feed her dog or cat meat...so she is a little scared! Hope that clears it up!

Anonymous said...

Wow....way too many "clears that up" in that last post... anyway...having a Mongolian living in Lanark should be quite a scene...I hope he mingles with the locals and joins the "Farmers Table" like uncle buddy does! Lou

Sarah Ford said...

Ah... so apparently she meant HER dad- usually she says "my dad" or "grandpa", but this time she just said "dad", hence the confusion.

it all makes sense now...

Unknown said...

That was the best Blog ever! I want a live in Mongolian!

artistanaya said...

Maybe just maybe your parents order the Mongolia number to spice up their sex life. I mean face it they are still fucking and having the same person for like ever, you want to change things up.

Anonymous said...

As in "You damn Mongolians! You tear down my wall!"?

ag

Anonymous said...

hey, you ppl who do you think mongolian ppl are sum idiots? the answer is NO , they are not gonna tear your wall down , why you so scared you they not gonna eat you or kill you!! what a silly stupid thought! If you went to Mongolia you'd be surprised so just grow up you k.n.o.b !!!And Mike you stupid bastard what hell you on about you knob? So you all, mongolians are not monsters you dont need to be scared , mongollians who lives in city called Ulanbator ( capital of mongolia unless you thickos didnt know!) they live in better quality than you ppl do ok!!! Come on , man, Sarah you live in sum kinda farm house right? lol, i mean cum on , you got spots and red face man, you are the one who we should be scared of, even Mongolians better lookin than you , ahahaha,And mike you are no better you look dirty so wash yourself once will you? ahahah, now could you please stop those stupid thought of ures , who do you think you are anyway!!!! writing this stupid article. oh by the way Louisa, Mongolians doesnt eat cat or dogs meat ok? they eat meat, of course they do everyone does , but all they eat is beef and lamp and pork ok??? They are just same ppl as we are all you saying is being racist ok? I am sorry if im being rude but im just telling the truth!!! I neva heard name called RAJ which is mongolian its not mongolian name it more sounds like arabian name ok? maybe that mogolian person is not mongolian at all, who knows coz there isnt any mongolian name called RAJ in million years! And its probably your grandpa whos goin crazy not the mongolian! sarah tell me whats so cruel about bringin some mongolian ppl ? what do you mean WHY ON EARTH, hes not goin to fucking eat you is he? you stupid!! Why do you think he looks like CHingis Khan ( you spelt it wring you moron) coz not every mongolian person look like him , no way, have you ever seen mongolian person or r you just thick? And he wont destrouy any good in a la Bill and TED ( bad for you). Sarah i tell what you should do now, just delete your blog and hide your face on the pillow and shut up and neva come out of your house or ppl will know how stupid you are! And i am not offending you, YOU ARE THE PPL WHO IS OFFENINDING AND INSULTING WHOLE NATION OF PEOPLE !!!!! SO SORT YOU HEADS OUT YOU IDIOTS!

Anonymous said...

oh by the way SARAH, YOU ARE TEACHER YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!

Anonymous said...

ok now however wrote this is the most weird person in the whole wide wirld and they dnt kno fuck all about mongolian ppl......ok???? my best friend is mongolian and she is the nicest person any1 could meet ok!!! and who do all of u think u r sayin that about mongolian ppl ok???u av no write.....u kno i aint mongolian n u dnt see me writin stuff bout other ppl..do u now!!!! probably coz i am a betta person than all of use apart 4rm the ppl that arn't writin stupid things.Louisa who an earth do u think u r .....mongolian ppl eat normal food ok!!!! and mike u look so dirty u r jst a bastard ok!! this might b offending but THE PERSON OR PPL WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE SHULD DELETE IT N NEVA COME OUT UR HOUSE AGAIN BECOZ EVERY1 WILL KNO WAT A FUCKIN WEIRDO U R OK!!!!!!!!! and mongolians dnt b offended jst tell them wat u think about them ok?????????

Anonymous said...

wahahhaha louisa (is that how u spell ur name kiddo?) by posting this..you are showing people that you don't know anything..you have no knowledge..no education..no nothin...mann GROW UP! and buy a book from a bookstore..(if u can't..just get it from the library aight?!) n READ it!!!...get some knowledge...my gosh i can't believe there is a person who actually thinks that some people eat cats and dogs..whahahaha what a MORON!..... i really can not believe that there is a person that thinks "mongolians are just like chinggis khan" ...hahaha it has been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many years since chinggis khan died...n this mongolia country has been developing since...wtf? farm house? lol...BE HAPPY that this mongolian is helping your grandpa...

ps: ever heard of this?
mental illness: expecting the worst in others...

yea i think u have mental illness...lol....expect the good in others..who do u think u are? get some education girl! all you do is blablabla about people u dunno...instead of blablaing...just get some books and read it...or lend a video..or something...man i still can't believe there actually is a person who is so stupid...!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

my bad..it was sarah's blog rite?...so ye...louisa& sarah...both morons...get an educationnn.....

Anonymous said...

mygod u r a teacher??? and writin stuff like thiz? SHAME ON YOU! how did u become a teacher when u r still thinkin there r people who eat cat n dogs.. i wonder how...by money? hnn.....pleeez make ur children hav education oke?!...dont make them juz like u...pleez im beggin u......

Anonymous said...

Agree with da last anymous...
ohh ma poor...ur knowledge izz weak!!! i wanna cry 4 da ppl like ya :(...oh ma goshh,im so sad when i think some1 like u can exist!!!!, Poor feeble-minded person =)).... get an education babe???!!!! U should read a lot!!!! G'luck Louise..........Whahaha it wazz so funny,,, tnx a lot :D

Anonymous said...

Shame on u sarah!!!!

Anonymous said...

Whoooaaa..... hold up ...WTF r u cheesy ppl talking bout? Why the hell do you think Mongolians eat cats and dogs or wateva??? I mean do you even KNOW them? Have u ever FACED them? And,,,, u must be really some kinda nuts for thinking Mglians are like Chinggis King... Everyone's different, and u don't have to write some Big Bullshit about Mongolia! So i'll have to agree with these comments that says u (the person who wrote this THING) are NOT educated!
Oh my god, you are very dumb!!!

Anonymous said...

ignorant rednecks these days. Go fuck a monkey you honkey.

Anonymous said...

WHAT A DUMB PERSON TO WRITE THIS SHIT, AND CALLIN URSELF A TEACHER? WELL I HOPE YOU TEACH RETARTED PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF, (TOO BAD THERE IS NONE EXCEPT LOUISA OR MIKE OR WHATEVER). YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MONGOLIA OR ANY OTHER NATIONS AND WHY THE HELL YOU THINK EVERY MONGOLIAN LOOKS LIKE CHINGGIS KHAN? BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME KNOWLEDGE AND LEARN TO HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR OTHERS, YOU FREAKO!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE, CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE A TEACHER.

Anonymous said...

You dumb mofuckers die now!! Worse than 3 year-olds!! Mongolian people are much smarter than you!! Theyve got a high IQ!!