My mom called this afternoon and left the following message on my voicemail:
"Hi Sarah! I'm just driving up to Grandma's. Dad's coming home tomorrow and he's bringing a live-in named Raj from Mongolia, and he's going crazy over all that, so I think I'll probably have to stay here (Grandma's, I assume) for a while. Just wanted to call and tell you that news. I don't think my cellphone will work here anyway, so I'll let you know how that works out on Thursday."
Okay, you can't just drop the bomb that my dad is bringing home some random Mongolian with no explanation of WHO he is, or WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD he is coming home with them, or HOW LONG, precisely, a "live-in" Mongolian might stay, and then tell me I have to wait til Thursday for the details! It's just too cruel.
I feel like Bridget Jones with weird messages on my phone from my parents and foreigners coming to live with them.
In addition, I'm still wondering who exactly is going crazy, my dad or the Mongolian?
I hope he looks like Ghengis Kahn and destroys sporting goods stores a la Bill and Ted. That would be awesome.
12 comments:
Hey...this is Louisa....the mongolian is actually for grandpa W as a caretaker since he broke his hip and can't come home without help! Just thought I would clear that up!I guess grandma is convinced that the mongolian was going to feed her dog or cat meat...so she is a little scared! Hope that clears it up!
Wow....way too many "clears that up" in that last post... anyway...having a Mongolian living in Lanark should be quite a scene...I hope he mingles with the locals and joins the "Farmers Table" like uncle buddy does! Lou
Ah... so apparently she meant HER dad- usually she says "my dad" or "grandpa", but this time she just said "dad", hence the confusion.
it all makes sense now...
That was the best Blog ever! I want a live in Mongolian!
Maybe just maybe your parents order the Mongolia number to spice up their sex life. I mean face it they are still fucking and having the same person for like ever, you want to change things up.
As in "You damn Mongolians! You tear down my wall!"?
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oh by the way SARAH, YOU ARE TEACHER YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!
ok now however wrote this is the most weird person in the whole wide wirld and they dnt kno fuck all about mongolian ppl......ok???? my best friend is mongolian and she is the nicest person any1 could meet ok!!! and who do all of u think u r sayin that about mongolian ppl ok???u av no write.....u kno i aint mongolian n u dnt see me writin stuff bout other ppl..do u now!!!! probably coz i am a betta person than all of use apart 4rm the ppl that arn't writin stupid things.Louisa who an earth do u think u r .....mongolian ppl eat normal food ok!!!! and mike u look so dirty u r jst a bastard ok!! this might b offending but THE PERSON OR PPL WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE SHULD DELETE IT N NEVA COME OUT UR HOUSE AGAIN BECOZ EVERY1 WILL KNO WAT A FUCKIN WEIRDO U R OK!!!!!!!!! and mongolians dnt b offended jst tell them wat u think about them ok?????????
wahahhaha louisa (is that how u spell ur name kiddo?) by posting this..you are showing people that you don't know anything..you have no knowledge..no education..no nothin...mann GROW UP! and buy a book from a bookstore..(if u can't..just get it from the library aight?!) n READ it!!!...get some knowledge...my gosh i can't believe there is a person who actually thinks that some people eat cats and dogs..whahahaha what a MORON!..... i really can not believe that there is a person that thinks "mongolians are just like chinggis khan" ...hahaha it has been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many years since chinggis khan died...n this mongolia country has been developing since...wtf? farm house? lol...BE HAPPY that this mongolian is helping your grandpa...
ps: ever heard of this?
mental illness: expecting the worst in others...
yea i think u have mental illness...lol....expect the good in others..who do u think u are? get some education girl! all you do is blablabla about people u dunno...instead of blablaing...just get some books and read it...or lend a video..or something...man i still can't believe there actually is a person who is so stupid...!!!!!!!!1
mygod u r a teacher??? and writin stuff like thiz? SHAME ON YOU! how did u become a teacher when u r still thinkin there r people who eat cat n dogs.. i wonder how...by money? hnn.....pleeez make ur children hav education oke?!...dont make them juz like u...pleez im beggin u......
Agree with da last anymous...
ohh ma poor...ur knowledge izz weak!!! i wanna cry 4 da ppl like ya :(...oh ma goshh,im so sad when i think some1 like u can exist!!!!, Poor feeble-minded person =)).... get an education babe???!!!! U should read a lot!!!! G'luck Louise..........Whahaha it wazz so funny,,, tnx a lot :D
Shame on u sarah!!!!
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