I've decided that Kyle is the American version of Karl Pilkington. Seriously.
Today I had the following conversation with Kyle:
Me: What would prevent someone from bidding on their own items on eBay in order to start a bidding war and drive up prices? Couldn't I just go in under a different user name and bid on stuff that I'm selling?
Kyle: Well, yeah, but then you'd have to pay for it.
Wow. Where do I even begin?